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Restroom Jokes

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Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW? Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker

I was at school with friends one of my friends had hair in her armpits the rest day of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything until on of my friends laughed and told she had hair in her armpits so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls

What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

One time my boyfriend and i where playing the tickle game and i tickle him on his thighs by accident and i said oh no i am died. Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina and then i moaned while laughing and told him "STOP pls" . Then he said "that's what i thought" and i was like you cheated he was like "you first did it". So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then i jumped on him and pulled his dick five times.And he scream and i quickly ran out and laughed then he rann to me and i screamed and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while i said "ok ok stoppp" and he stopped and start sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while i said pls stop and then i pushed him off and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole and i said" owwwwwwww". Then he said" play with i'll fuck you up". I said ughh and slaped him.

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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl πŸ‘§ cost $75.00 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

πŸ€” why did a minister who is a christain nationalist and a bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ give a anonymous blowjobs to a β™Ώ physically handicapped gay 😍 men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ under the handicapped stalls inside 🚹 🚹 the men's restrooms 🚻 😴 at a rest area 😴 he wanted to πŸ˜‹ eat footlong hotdogs 🌭 🌭 for lunch at the rest area but he wanted a sample first (taster) 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

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😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ€” when his πŸ‘„ mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe πŸ‘„

Penis βž• βž• βž• πŸ•³ inside 🚹 🚹 restroom equals πŸ˜‹ 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside glory πŸ•³

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar

Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Professor: "oui oui"πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian

A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face β€œI asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.