My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Restriction Jokes
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Johnny Johnny?
Yes pa pa.
Eating sugar?
Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
Never eat more than you can lift.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!