Elimination jokes

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Balls in your jaws.

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Player 138 eliminated...

Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!

Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.

Who's supposed to be the goat?

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".