Reload jokes

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

Reload... chhchhhh.