"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
