Restart jokes

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.