Restart jokes

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

I'm back.

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

Hi! I’m going back home.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

We’ll be back.

Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?