Newest Religion Jokes - Page 9

I have a nun joke! It is nun uh ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)

siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings

Religion

What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down

Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.

What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"

If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂

Did you hear about the Mormons?

What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)