How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
i have no father. like if you relate
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It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
