Relations jokes
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice