What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
My relatives used to tease me at wedding saying I'd be next, they soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
what planet is related to planet butts. ur-anus
Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
you know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school
why can an orphan relate to a pack of banana's because they both split away from their family
what's a penguin's favourite relative
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
"Are you related to Yoda?" "Because Yo-Delicious."
what do you call an orphan with no relatives?
an orphan with no relatives
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
