Red Bull jokes
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Community talk
Red bull gave me accidental suicide

