Red Bull jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!