Red Bull jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What is red and white and goes 200 mph?

A baby in a blender.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!