Red Bull jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!

What is red and white and goes 200 mph?

A baby in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender.

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.