What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
