What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
Who is my favorite underground rapper XXX tentacion
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
