Rap

Rap jokes

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!