Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
