Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
