Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
I SET FIYA TO THE RAIN! wait no that aint possible what... I EVAPORATED THE RAIN!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain 😂😂😂
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
