Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rain Jokes
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
