What’s the deference between a child and a suicider
One stays quiet forever...
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
When your mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone good times
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible Addison:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!! Layne:IKR Mom:SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYIMG TO SLEEP Addison:ok fine Layne:look at this joke Addison:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
when it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!!!"
A happy mother : " Why is your sister so quiet!?!, AND HOW DID YOU GET SUPER GLUE STUCK ON YOUR PENIS!?!"
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult "I know the whole truth" they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom "I know the whole truth" and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said "I know the whole truth" and his dad gave him 40$ an said don't tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said "I know the whole truth" then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
