Quantum memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
FUCK YEA
Jokes
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.