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Anonymous
7 years ago

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    What is a physicist's favorite food?

    Fission chips.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

    Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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