Pyramid

Pyramid Jokes

Felon

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Ant

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Human

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.