Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
they say nothing is impossible. but i've been doing nothing all day.
Dr Dre caught his friend snoop dogg looking in other people's draws Dre then said dont snoop around.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
My Friend made a joke about a dog I said it was a RUFF joke
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn't come out yet
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present
I can tell you a airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Istatue?
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
Asshole
