Can I tell you a cat joke? Yes cause its purrfect
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets Jalapeno your face!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food! *LAUGH*
I was going to write a joke about my pinnes but it was to lång and overused
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I’m working on a good pun but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clou.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
What was Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp"
The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
Theodd1sout is odd to meet
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
what do people say when they're fighting, WATTTTEEERRR
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
That camping trip was in-tents
