pun-ish jokes

You are all going to be pun-ished!

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.