pun-ish jokes

You are all going to be pun-ished!

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.