pun-ish jokes

You are all going to be pun-ished!

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.