pun-ish jokes

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

You are all going to be pun-ished!

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."