Pumped up kicks jokes

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What a school shooter's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.