Pumped up kicks jokes
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.