Pull-in jokes

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.