When you hear your momβs car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.