Public Transport jokes
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What is the bus?
"What bus?"
I love bus jokes.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a bus 🚌?
So my bus... goodness.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
