Public Figure jokes
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
