Provocation jokes

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.