What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute
Because they want to call someone daddy
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
