Profession

Profession Jokes

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Dick

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

Gynecologist

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

Line

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.

Sex

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because they loved dropping BASS.