Probe jokes

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

What's the grossest mission NASA could do?

Probing Uranus.

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Guess Stephen's batteries died.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(