Probe jokes

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

What's the grossest mission NASA could do?

Probing Uranus.

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.