Presley jokes

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.