Presley jokes

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.