Presley jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.