Elvis Presley jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.