Elvis Presley jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.