Elvis Presley jokes

Singer

33 views · PJ Masks · 6 years ago

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Hit

10 views · Joe Public · 3 years ago

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

Artist

11 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

Elvis Presley memes

Parsley

5 views · - · 7 years ago

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

Singer

2 views · Watersharky · 5 years ago

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

Celebrity

41 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.

Wacko Jacko

104 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Cover

58 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.