Elvis Presley jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.