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"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
