Pregnant woman jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise egg.