Pregnant woman jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"