Politics

Politics Jokes

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"

So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.

if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life

There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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