Planetary science jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Uranus has 27 moons.
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What do planets like to read? Comet books!