Planetary science jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Memes
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
Uranus has 27 moons.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow ๐ฎ.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!