Planetary science jokes
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Uranus has 27 moons.
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 馃惍.