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Shiz
3 years ago

Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.

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    ImaKickUranus
    3 years ago

    I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!

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    • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    What is Saturn's favorite movie?

    Lord of the Rings.

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    • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

    Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

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    • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Uranus has 27 moons.

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