New Pitch Jokes

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS

why don't indians play baseball?

Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop

why cant orphans play baseball

they don't know where the home is

also what do you call an orphan taking a selfie

a family photo

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

Why dont orphans play baseball

Because they cant find home

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked

Why can't orphsns play baseball

Because they don't know where home is

When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

a bat

Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said “Son. That is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games".

Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch

I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

Why do orphans hate cricket? Because they cant get a homerun

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."