I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
