Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said “Son. That is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games".
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
