Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
