How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain
what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?because it wasnβt piling very well
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
Whatβs the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I donβt have a garage
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
