Pikachu

Pikachu Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Police

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

Curtain

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Drug

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Bus

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

Shower

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.