Pikachu jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
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Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.