Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Piece Of Cake Jokes
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! šš
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Fake emo: when Iām sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
