Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
