yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: Iβm great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)
I asked my phone why I could get a date. It showed up a picture of my self
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
