Piano

Piano Jokes

Tuna

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

Tuna

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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  • Genie

    A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”

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  • Chicken

    Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

    Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

    Genie

    There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

    He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

    The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

    Music

    What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

    A flat major.

    Beethoven

    Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

    Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

    Chicken

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

    Tuna

    What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

    You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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  • Mine

    What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

    A flat miner.

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  • Mozart

    Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

    All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.