There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
