I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a PIG problem!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
