Pet

Pet Jokes

my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat

I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog πŸ• today is the night I can drive

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.