Zozo the Hobo jokes

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?

To eat the Pringles.

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Quit making jokes about me.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.