Personal finance jokes

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

How did you get that? Used your life savings?

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.