Personal finance jokes

Will to live

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.

for real

I've officially hit 10,000 comments within like 2 weeks of making this account. It's official folks, I am unemployed as FUCK