Performer jokes
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Memes
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.