Performer Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Actress

The meme shows a headline and accompanying images of actress Elizabeth Hurley, stating that she performed a lesbian sex scene directed by her own son. Below this text is a reaction image of an angry piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with the text "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this".

Man

The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."

Accident

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a red, distraught looking animal with big yellow eyes. The text says: "Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:"

Performance

A gas stove burner with a bright blue flame, implying an afterburner has been installed.

School

why th

A picture shows a man looking confused. The text says "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a black out & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Drum

Drums at Performance

A close-up shot of a drum kit during a performance. Drumsticks are visible in motion hitting the drum. A few people are visible in the background.

Cybertruck

The image shows a damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a 'Worst Vehicle' award seal on the right. Text on the image says "2025 Worst Vehicle National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers". Below the image, there is text saying, "Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers. Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle."

School

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Tip

A vintage style illustration with the text "WITCHCRAFT TIPS. HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. TO DO THIS SPELL YOU WILL NEED: car." To the right is a cartoon witch holding a green book, and a small black car is shown flying through the air above her head.

Assassination

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Bionicle

posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous

A Bionicle figure is shown in full red and gold armor. The text above says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Body

A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Cow

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Gorilla

Book burning

A black and white photograph shows a large pile of burning books at night, with a crowd of people standing around watching. The text above the image describes the destruction of Magnus Hirschfeld's library of sexual research by Germans in Berlin 89 years ago, noting his work as an LGBT rights advocate and pioneer in sex reassignment surgeries. It concludes by stating the books contained "degenerate LGBT propaganda" and urges readers to remember which books the National Socialists burned.

Action

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

The image shows a collection of different colored shapes arranged in rows and columns with a total of 1945 written in the bottom right corner.

Jokes

Autopsy

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

Fellatio

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

Anilingus

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

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